if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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