Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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