Define "chronic" masturbator.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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