I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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