im gay
i know
yea but for you.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Randomize
