So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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