ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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