whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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