it was like his penis was on wheels.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
so let's talk penis.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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