3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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