they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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