Christians are straight up FREAKS
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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