WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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