problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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