rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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