She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Randomize
