hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Do you still have your period?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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