dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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