She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Randomize
