with your own penis?
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We have started to decorate penises.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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