Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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