this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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