I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I will be naked everywhere
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
