Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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