her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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