Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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