Your mouth is God's brothel.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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