okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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