She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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