I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I need to calm my uterus...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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