I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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