Don't you send me to vm
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm sobbing to NWA
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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