I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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