he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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