laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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