How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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