Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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