it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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