marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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