Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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