# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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