have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
