This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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