yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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