We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
where are my eyebrows?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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