oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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