every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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