i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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