I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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