My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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