so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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